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Frank Skinner

Oh, yeah

That was the Suzuki's personal patrol

I love it. What about that? This is Frank Skinner absolute radio. I'm with Emily Dean

And I think we all know who else I'm with

You got it Alan Cochrane, Alan Cochrane

The Cochrane or K.A the Cochrane

You call him that, but one of our listeners, Frank, has started calling him two showers

Two, one, three

Definitely and two showers

That's the popular thing

Last week I was discussing how I'd had several two shower days

But I now realise that it's some kind of shared system

And that I was having the shower that a few people on public transport were not having

There's been a few fairly ones in the last one

But that's the joy of public transport

It's like travelling in a... Oh, is that joy?

It is, isn't it? It's like, I think it's like a mobile G shop

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