Not One Fecking Bit!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2022

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

There are REAL rockstars, like Elton John and then there are wannabe rock stars like Carl Lentz! Carl is the flamboyant and one time famous preacher of Hillsong Church USA. He had a long, hard (pun intended) fall and had to go in hiding. But like all good ameba, he has crawled his way back. Which is why it's a great time to revisit some of his sermons! Elton John has had his last USA tour performance Elton is a part-time Atlanta resident who's reputation is as wild as his personality Club Q is one big tragedy with a few bigger heroes Why are some people still so worried about others love life?? Natalie writes back to give an update on their budding love story A listener from Kamapla, Uganda writes in for some dating advice Bryan & Krissy dispense with bad advice...as per usual With the first TCB Couple in the bag...the gang want an invite to the wedding/party TCB KNOWS how to party! Carl Lentz crawls back out his hole Was Carl ever really that good at preaching? Carl's 3 hour long sermon is a bit scattered! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	At TikTok, we're known for entertainment, but behind the scenes, we committed to safety within our community.
0:06.0	That's why we set all TikTok accounts age between 13 and 15 as private, with no access to direct messaging.
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0:23.0	Safety, your priorities are commitment.
0:26.0	Search TikTok Guardians Guide to learn more.
0:30.0	New Year, new me.
0:32.0	Nah, I'm fine just the way I am.
0:35.0	Doing the things I love, like enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend.
0:42.0	My only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.
0:52.0	All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks, for no extra charge, while stocks last subject to availability.
1:00.0	You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job everybody! It's great to meet you!
1:14.0	On this episode of the commercial break...
1:17.0	Everybody saying goodbye to him, the prints and the princess of whales or whatever, they're everyone, they have all these famous people that are saying goodbye, and then they have an interview with Elton.
1:25.0	And the question is, Elton, are you gonna miss being on the road? And he goes, not one fucking bit...
1:32.0	Chrissy and I must be included in this, so we're just sharing that, Elie.
1:35.0	Because we're not doing this altruistically, we want free boots.
1:39.0	But every party you're giving, we want free boots.
1:42.0	Exactly.
1:43.0	Tell me, you care about it.
1:44.0	We're really good at parties.
1:46.0	We might be a little older than you, Natalie, but we bring a lot of experience and drugs.
1:53.0	So if we think, if we think, great.
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