Hair-Way To Heaven!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Teresa Caputo is known to many as the big haired, loud mouthed, TV psychic from New Jersey. But to TCB she is just the big haired, loud mouthed, BS artist tricking people into believing her nonsense. On this episode, Bryan and Krissy break down a clip from Live w/ Micheal and Kelly where Ms. Helmet Head fails to impress a crowd of willing participants. It's more proof that the only reason her hair is so big, is to hide the ear piece! Budweiser paid lots of money to sponsor The World Cup...but Qatar had different plans! Qatar is the last place in the world FIFA should be hosting anything The World Cup is already a hot mess days into the world's biggest sporting event Budlight and Bryan have a storied history. Bryan argues " Budlight, at least it's drinkable" Real Housewives of Dubai is a thing Hot showers and cold bathrooms do not mix Good construction takes time! Bryan ignores the blatant fire hazard outside his shower For one family...Santa is VERY real Teresa Caputo is back with more nonsense! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for Women & MEN too! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383 or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Much Gratitude to Our Supportive Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff Check out Jeff's Mempho Music Fest each October in Memphis TN: Memphofest.com Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Thanks For Reaching Out To TCB This Week! Roxanne Dave Sydney Natalie Ian Savannah Stu C Therese Jake DAS Amanda Julie Charlene Dave T David L Sonny Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Some things leave you guessing.
0:03.0	Like, why are your lawns contagious?
0:06.0	But not MailChimp.
0:07.0	MailChimp eliminates guesswork from email marketing by analysing data from billions of emails
0:12.0	to offer up personalized recommendations for how to improve your email content and targeting.
0:17.0	Guess less than sell more within to it MailChimp.
0:20.0	New Year, new me.
0:22.0	Nah. I'm fine just the way I am.
0:25.0	Doing the things I love.
0:27.0	Like, enjoying a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend.
0:33.0	My only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love.
0:37.0	Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.
0:42.0	All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks for no extra charge.
0:47.0	Whilst Doc's last subject to availability.
0:50.0	This season on Long Island Media.
0:53.0	I'm Teresa Campudo. I like to think of myself as a typical Long Island mom.
0:57.0	But I have a very special gift.
0:59.0	I talk to dead people.
1:01.0	Okay.
1:02.0	You father showed me like a big pot of sauce.
1:05.0	Okay, he wants you to know his at-piece and he has the sauce.
1:08.0	Everyone's so like to hear that.
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