In The Log With Hippie Santa!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Every town has one. A guy who never left Woodstock behind and now he looks like a Hippie Santa Claus. Bryan got invited to world's most terrifying party by his Hippie Santa! Then, The Mountain Monster's fearless leader Buck is investigating another nothing when he gets himself stuck inside a log! Only the MM could find themselves unable to get out of a dead tree. National Park Service has their hands full with Insta-fakesters chasing wild animals NPS now has to issue warnings regarding the licking of toads! DMT is a psychoactive drug secreted by an Arizonan toad leaving them at the mercy of morons! Bryan get's invited to one wild party by Hippie Santa...will he survive? DMT is not a light, fun, recreational drug! Shroom therapy is helping thousands across the world Mountain Monsters are back investigating...nothing? Buck gets stuck inside an empty log The MM decide to call out to the 30000 pound killing monster Bryan and Krissy can't stop thinking about what could have been with MM! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:00.0	Become a pop star and I give you them for free.
1:04.0	On this episode of the commercial break...
1:11.0	Every town's got one. You know who that guy is?
1:13.0	Yeah, he literally went to Woodstock and never came home. He has some job that you're not really sure what it is.
1:20.0	He's like, oh, I recycled. I recycled old cell phone.
1:25.0	What you do? Can I also buy a gram of coke sure can?
1:28.0	I'd ask myself in the trip to DMT.
1:31.0	They're not my children. They're individuals, human beings. Born in the end of the year. They'll be fine on their own.
1:39.0	And then, if you got a choose between a big scary monster about to kill you or a really nice sunset, I'm going to take the sunset every time.
1:47.0	That's right, Bill. That's the last thing I want to remember.
1:50.0	I'm just in it for the craft services. I got to be on it.
1:53.0	Usually, the logs are inside a book. Not book inside of a log.
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