Hi Paul. Hi Ardly. How are you doing? I'm doing great. How are you? I'm so good. It's so great to have you on Small Town Dicks. Oh I am so happy to be here. So we want to know how did we persuade you to join us here on Small Town Dicks. Oh it was it was a lot of arm twisting. Not the truth.

Well what has always impressed me about Small Town Dicks is the professionalism. First you have your authenticity. You know Dan and Dave, myself we come out of real crime. We've had real experiences. And so the audience, the listeners are getting from Small Town Dicks. What actually happens out there. Not something that's been glamorized. But also you guys don't exploit the cases. You're empathetic to the victims. And this is what I'm all about. And I know that people who know me from

other projects, they will truly see that when they start listening to Small Town Dicks. That's an incredible endorsement. Dan and Dave tell the fine people about some Patreon. Where Paul Holes also joins us on quite a few nuggety nuggets. For just five bucks a month you'll have access to an assortment of bonus episodes, outtakes, listener questions, special series.

All Town Fam you get everything Dave said and your hard earned money goes to support our incredible staff behind the scenes to give you this podcast that we all love. So please join us at patreon.com slash Small Town Dicks.

Okay, so exactly what happened. I just went out and I found my wife in our hot tub. I think she's doing okay. We have a lot of fun.

We have sexual relations. And you left she was going to stay in for a while. Yeah.

When a serious crime is committed in a small town a handful of detectives are charged with solving the case. I'm yardly and I'm fascinated by these stories.

So I invited my friends detectives Dan and Dave to help me gather the best true crime cases from around the country and have the men and women who investigated them tell us how it happened.

I'm Dan and I'm Dave, where identical twins from Small Town USA. Dave investigated sex crimes and crimes against children. He's now a patrol sergeant at his police department.

Dan investigated violent crimes. He's now retired. Together we have more than two decades experience and have worked hundreds of cases.

We've altered names, places, relationships, and certain details in these cases to maintain the privacy of the victims and their families.

So we ask you to join us in protecting their true identities as well as the locations of these crimes out of respect for everyone involved. Thank you.

Today on Small Town Dicks is a very big day. Not only do we have the band altogether, I have Detective Dave.

Good afternoon. Good afternoon. And I have Detective Dan. Glad to be here.

Glad to have you. Thanks for showing up. I came with you. True. And we have two of our original guests from Season 1 George just keeps getting promoted.

So I'm not even sure what to call you now. Don't get me fucking started with that.

Wow. He used his veterans points and got promoted to Lieutenant sorry, interrupted. First he started out with us as Detective George. Then he went to Sergeant George and now he's Lieutenant George. Hello everybody.

Hi George. We've been a sergeant for a year, two years. Oh.

I think that was like six months anyhow. And we have our big silverback gorilla who we adore who started us out on the podcast in Season 1 as well. We have Sergeant David.

Hello. Good to be back. Thank you for coming back. This really is exciting. I mean when you have your favorite guests together and you have the band altogether, it's a pretty big day.

So gentlemen, George and Sergeant David, you have a great case for us today. So I'm just gonna stop talking and let you take it away.

Okay. Well, I was a detective sergeant when this case came out and as per usual, my phone rings and off hours. I remember this was a Sunday night and my phone rang about 10 30 at night.

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