"Not fun and not fair"

Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 574 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Your headlines from today’s episode: Joel has a cold and Hannah has zero sympathy. And to make things worse, he’s been out for cocktails with his new Taskmaster friends AND he ignored Hannah’s text. Things are going to need to change before the baby gets here… but one thing's for sure, Joel won’t be helping Hannah’s midwives with his gang signs.

Hannah and Joel had a lovely easter weekend - even though Hannah struggles with traditions and Joel hates easter eggs - anyone fancy a Pablo Escobar to celebrate?!

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1:02.5	This is a global player original podcast.
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