BONUS: “Just wait and get a facelift”
Never Have I Ever with Joel Dommett & Hannah Cooper
Global
4.7 • 574 Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Joel’s feeling the coolest he’s ever felt today. Is it time for him to start acting like a good friend? And should Hannah get a new job on the door of a nightclub?
Is Joel too naive? And are his LED mask and 40-minute skincare routine ruining things in the bedroom? And we can confirm that Joel loves a taco.
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| 0:52.4 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:59.9 | I feel pretty cool. Can I tell you why? |
| 1:02.7 | Why? |
| 1:03.6 | I feel pretty cool. |
| 1:05.1 | God. |
| 1:06.3 | Chris Ramsey just messaged me and asked me whether I could get him a reservation at the |
| 1:13.0 | Devonshire. |
| 1:13.7 | Oh, God. |
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