Seriously, first of all, I actually really like escape rooms. And when you think about living in London, like, 29 quid an hour for a huge room in central London. Yes, please. That's like, that's good rent. That's good, good price. That's very, that's very reasonable. I think I've changed my tune about escape rooms now that I think...

Just don't escape. Stay there. It's great. Hold on. It's less of an escape room and more of a sarcophagus.

There's no windows, but hey, fantastic transport links.

I mean, the thing that would make it, I guess, especially unusual is that unlike a normal flat,

you would have to solve a bewildering series of puzzles before going to work every morning.

But that's just being a woman for you.

Yeah. Hello again and welcome to this fine later in the week, possibly weekend. Who knows? Let's see how busy Nate is. Episode of Trash Future, the podcast, but how the future is trash.

First, I'd like to issue a correction.

In the last episode we did, I said that I nailed the intro when upon listening back to it,

I realized that I actually said the word future twice.

So I still haven't actually nailed the intro yet.

So I'm going to try to nail the intro this time.

Welcome to Trash Future, the podcast for how if we do not implement fully automated luxury,

gay, gays, gay, skis.

I said, skis.

I said, skis, I said, skis communism.

The future isn't will be trash.

I didn't get it today.

I will get it in the future. Why have I given myself a tongue twister that I have to say, like, multiple times a week for my podcast that I made up? I don't know. I might just not like myself very much. Welcome to Pepper Future, the podcast about how Peter Piper picked a pack of pickle pepper.

How Peter Piper redistributed the peppers among the needy.

Um, how Peter Pepper opened a pizza restaurant in a basement.

And then he was killed.

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