We obtained a recording of the Tesla earnings call where a certain Mr. Elon Musk was responding

to some very interesting questions from potential investors.

Yes. Hello. It's great to have you all here today on the earnings call. I must warn you,

I'm not going to answer any boring questions, but if you do have any

productive questions about what we're doing here, Tesla, I'd be very, very pleased to answer

those. Yes, Mr. Musk, Mr. Musk, how do you actually, it seems like you've only produced

about 100 cars. How are you actually proposing to make this company profitable?

No, actually, that's a very boring, boneheaded question. I'm not going to answer, like,

sort of counterproductive questions like that, because that's just, that's not in the spirit

of what we do here. Did anyone else have any questions that aren't boring or nerdy?

Mr. Musk, Mr. Musk, what do you feel about hot beverages?

I guess, please go on.

Just generally, I'm interested in your thoughts, Mr. Musk, because you clearly operate on a level

that's seven planes above us.

Yeah, that is actually, I actually live on seven planes.

I rotate them in and out.

Sorry, what was your question about about the hot beverages?

Elon Musk, I heard that you had found a new website that you were thinking about buying.

I can't remember what it's called.

Oh, of course, you're referring to my new company, Coffee is a Soup.com.

There have been a lot of people, you know, in the media and they say that, you know,

coffee is not a soup, that it's some kind of a broth perhaps or a hot beverage.

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