The Very Special Relationship ft. Felix Biederman

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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This week, a slightly-not-quite classic Trashfuture crew of Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), and Nate (@inthesedeserts) got together in the Caliphate of Tower Hamlets to speak with Felix Biederman (@ByYourLogic) about how America and Britian see and use one another. In addition to exploring the political purpose horror stories of Britain serve for America, we also talk culture, Brexit, and of course horny intellectual conservatives. Also a lot about Love Island. The FSB detained Milo (@Milo_Edwards) after he tried to land an ‘in Soviet Russia’ joke without realising Sergei Lavrov was in the audience. We hope he’s repatriated alive. You can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/ and help our mate build t-shirt baby socialism. Peter Stringfellow’s sensual, erotic obituary is available here: https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/06/peter-stringfellow-1940-2018-the-intellectual-conservative/

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0:00.0	Apparently, a Brexit deal has been reached that pleases everybody, which is astonishing.
0:06.7	Well, it pleases everyone in the Conservative Cabinet.
0:09.8	So that means it's going to be bad.
0:11.2	Oh, of course.
0:11.8	It's completely bad, completely impossible, and utterly unacceptable to the European Union.
0:16.2	So I haven't been paying attention much to the news.
0:18.5	All I heard was about David Davis acting as if he was
0:23.2	snake from Metal Gear Solid, saying something about how he was going to break people.
0:29.8	I've been Nadine Dorries. Yeah, Nadine Dorries. Like somehow jumped in and was just like,
0:33.9	David Davies used to be in the S-A-S, so he'll kill everyone. He'll just go post or in like Port Colour's house.
0:39.9	I think that's how it went down.
0:41.6	It's, it's, it's, it's, here's the, the, I, I don't even need to look at the actual tweet because I remember it.
0:46.6	It's, um, uh, David Davis is former SAS, so we know us how to get things done and is also good at taking people out.
0:54.0	Tweet.
0:56.2	That's the great point.
0:58.4	Veteran goes beast mode of negotiations.
1:01.5	Has a flashback and immediately sprays it to the room with a PDW.
1:06.6	My favorite part about the Brexit negotiations is that so far we've had like Theresa May just using words.
1:13.5	I'm very excited for David Davis to fast rope in and cut Michelle Barnier's throat.
1:19.2	Have you seen those like stupid tweets that are like, wow, Fortnite has ruined my life.
1:24.0	Every time I see a pallet of wood, I think about, oh, I could get 60 resources from
1:28.8	that, you know, like that stupid stuff. Yeah, Brexit's like that, but with like fishery rights.
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