Nore Davis, Aparna Nancherla, Langston Kerman, Matthew Broussard

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2020

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Tom shares stand-up from two clever and charming comics, Aparna Nancherla and Langston Kerman. Also in this episode, Tom reads a DM that inspires a new segment where he offers tips to aspiring stand-ups. We have an email! Talk to Tom at [email protected]. Can’t get enough stand-up? Check out our playlist here. Listen to more from each comic here: Nore Davis Aparna Nancherla Langston Kerman Matthew Broussard Support your favorite comedians by streaming their albums, buying merchandise, and following them on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Math.
0:05.0	Yo, if you love math, I salute you, but math should be an elective.
0:09.0	Like you should choose to take that shit.
0:13.0	Because people understand, that's the only subject
0:16.0	you introduced to problems.
0:18.0	You just got there and you got problems.
0:24.0	Jim you play, art you draw, signs you discover.
0:32.0	Man is like, solve this fucking problem.
0:36.0	You done with that, here's another problem.
0:38.0	You done with that, these are all problems.
0:40.0	He was like, I'm six years old, I just got here. Why do I have all these problems?
0:44.0	What did I do?
0:47.0	They asked why the kids are depressed.
0:55.0	Math nigger, that's why.
0:57.6	Math.
0:59.4	It's the first time you introduce the stress and anxiety at six what we all been there man you remember
1:06.4	those equations you got nine apples and Dustin takes away two when Mike has three
1:12.2	and Will has four how many apples do you have left
1:15.2	who are these people taking on my apples? I don't know them I'm six I just got
1:21.4	here and you got the cast of stranger things eating my food
1:26.9	Dustin doesn't even have teeth why does he want my apple? That was Norie Davis from Comedy Central Stand Up featuring. I hosted that show and he
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