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Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Michelle Buteau, Emmy Blotnick, Dave Attell, Petey DeAbreu

Stand-Up w/ Tom Thakkar

Kast Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tom highlights some strong sets from Emmy Blotnick and Dave Attell. Also in this episode, a discussion on network television, nipple censorship, and Tom’s questionable search history. We have an email! Talk to Tom at [email protected]. Can’t get enough stand-up? Check out our playlist here. Listen to more from each comic here: Michelle Buteau Emmy Blotnick Dave Attell Petey DeAbreu Support your favorite comedians by streaming their albums, buying merchandise, and following them on social media. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:17.0

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0:27.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:31.0

It's so weird too, like, when I first got engaged, all my friends are like, oh my God, let me see your ring.

0:39.6

Where's that bling?

0:40.6

Can I see that diamond?

0:41.6

And I don't understand why other ladies get a lady boner

0:45.0

for someone else's jewelry.

0:46.0

Like I don't get it.

0:47.0

Like I'm anti-d diamond.

0:48.0

I have a very simple wedding band.

0:50.0

Because I saw this crazy documentary about these kids in West Africa

0:53.2

who every day had a walk up a mountain and just kidding he's broke.

0:57.2

Oh my God.

0:59.2

That got so real.

1:05.9

Got like Nancy Grace real.

1:09.0

Whatever guys, you know what they say, white gold is forever. No I do love me my man though.

1:18.0

He's so nice. I feel like he's gonna kill me in my sleep.

1:21.0

He's so nice.

1:22.0

You know he's like too nice. He always wants to like go for a walk in a forest. I'm like, no.

1:31.0

He makes me feel like a Kardashian.

1:35.0

You know what I mean?

1:36.0

Just special for no reason. Oh, you guys are fans.

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