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🗓️ 2 July 2020
⏱️ 49 minutes
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0:00.0 | This week on hysterical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take a |
0:06.1 | s-s- |
0:07.1 | are you still in the bath? Yes I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in? |
0:11.6 | Ah no no no oh no just need to grab the claw clippers, don't worry, I'll cover my eyes. |
0:17.0 | What? Whoa! |
0:18.0 | Come, you're going to form me. |
0:20.0 | Whoa! |
0:21.0 | I'm still not looking! |
0:24.0 | And I'm not listening to my podcast. |
0:27.0 | Don't wombat it. |
0:28.0 | Merecut it. |
0:29.0 | Simples! |
0:30.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:33.0 | Okay, I watched so many of these procedures. |
0:37.0 | I'm telling you guys, I'm a damn detective at this point. |
0:41.0 | I am, I didn't clock my 10,000 hours and I know how to crack a case and I have to tell you all these shows every single one of them they all start the same way |
0:50.0 | okay it's about a white woman in peril every single time. |
0:55.0 | And so I just want to take a moment while I have so many white women here, |
1:00.0 | you know? |
1:01.0 | I want to give you guys a little tidbit. Okay, okay? This is some information |
1:07.2 | based off of years of watching procedures. Okay? This is for all you Megan, Sarah, and Lindsay's out there. |
1:17.6 | Are you ready, Megan, Sarah, Lindsay? |
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