On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Rich is multitasking by doing his fantasy football draft while recording, and Nicole is finally having her first back-to-school night—where of course everything goes wrong. That leads to the big school supply talk, while Parker heading to middle school leaves big shoes for Keegan to fill. They get into teaching old-school manners, Nicole completely loses her mind at the park with Keegan and the “god squad,” and Rich’s plant-daddy heart breaks when his perfect lawn is destroyed by the pool reno—making him feel like a little bitch about it. Rich nerds out as a coach, and Nicole just wants to go to bed. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who’s also hanging on by a thread this school year.