Ballsnatcher

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Sxm, Kids & Family, After Mash, Morning Mash Up, Parenting, Volume

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode of Have Kids They Said, Parker is adjusting to middle school—and riding the city bus, while Rich and Nicole chat suburban life and the viral Karen ball snatcher (and whether Karens even know they’re Karens). They dive into celebrity power couples, Matt’s misery over the Dolphins, and someone close to the show doesn't know who Post Malone really is. There’s talk of a bridezilla's tattoo demands, reconnecting with old friends, kids constantly losing stuff, and Rich finally gives the conclusion to the school drama. Don’t forget to rate, review, and share with a friend who definitely knows all the new slang.

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0:00.0	Heidi ho, friends, neighbors.
0:03.0	It's going to be a fun one today.
0:04.2	There's a great story of unintentional spite that.
0:07.5	Yeah.
0:08.1	We got a lot of stories.
0:10.3	We're going to revisit an old bit.
0:12.8	We got lots of fun to be had, lots of laughs to let out.
0:17.6	Yeah, but it's the, get the kids out of the room.
0:20.4	That's all.
0:22.8	Like my kid, please get out of the room right now you've been warned
0:27.8	what's your name?
0:29.5	Who am I?
0:30.5	Who am I?
0:31.1	Bucky
0:31.1	Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha jeez on a fucking bitching. Hey! Hey! Ah! Hey!
0:38.3	You're gonna fucking dazzle.
0:40.3	You know what?
0:42.3	Hit him. Aren't I always? hit him with the razzle dazzle? You know why I am.
0:55.2	Aren't I always?
0:56.7	Hit him with the razzled dazzle.
0:59.8	Yeah, do you remember our friend whose name is Razzles?
1:03.2	Of course, Matt.
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