Noodles

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Sam of Aurora slung noodles into the bean machine, and the beans attacked it with relish, going deep on the topic in such a way that you'll never look at a noodle, or even tagliatelle, in the same way again. You thought you knew what noodles were, well think on friend. And then think some more, and some more. And you still won't get close to the paradigm-shifting lukewarm power of the beans.

With thanks to our editor Laura Grimshaw.

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0:00.0	Ready, set, race for childhood.
0:03.0	Join RBC Race for the Kids and help build the new Children's Cancer Centre at Great Ormond Street Hospital.
0:09.3	The family festival and really fun fun run is back in Hyde Park on Saturday the 11th of October.
0:15.5	Walking, running or scooting.
0:17.6	Take on 2K or 5K your way and enjoy a day of music, games and more.
0:23.2	And support Great Ormond Street Hospital charity.
0:26.0	Kids go free.
0:27.2	Join the fun at race.gosh.org.
0:29.5	Hello, everyone.
0:39.7	Hello.
0:40.8	We have returned.
0:42.3	Oh, yes.
0:43.2	We're back, baby.
0:44.7	Big time back.
0:45.9	Oh, yeah.
0:46.8	And Benjamin is in a curious green lit.
0:50.6	It looks like you're in a sort of witch's prison cell.
0:54.1	But a sort of techno witch.
0:55.8	Yes.
0:56.4	Yeah, it's quite techno witch.
0:58.0	I'm at the Edinburgh Festival, and so I've come to an actual recording studio where people record their actual bands.
1:04.5	What are we talking, Annie, Lennox?
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