Free Patreon episode - And Then Sparrows Took Their Eyes: Hans The Hedgehog
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Three Bean Salad
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 August 2025
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
A freebie Patreon episode to give you a taste of the sort of thing we do over there.
Henry tells Mike and Ben the story of Hans The Hedgehog.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | If you drink a little then drive, you risk losing your license. |
| 0:04.0 | You risk losing your freedom. |
| 0:06.0 | Guess the road trips off. |
| 0:08.0 | You risk losing your job. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm going to have to let you go. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm sorry. |
| 0:12.0 | You risk your parents not looking at you the same way. |
| 0:15.0 | I'm just really upset. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm going to have to let you go. |
| 0:18.0 | You risk injuring a friend. |
| 0:20.0 | Hello. I need an ambulance. I need an ambulance. I'm sorry. You risk injuring a friend. |
| 0:26.3 | Your risk being seen as a drink driver. |
| 0:29.9 | Drink a little, risk a lot, think. |
| 0:30.7 | Hello, everyone. |
| 0:31.3 | Hello. |
| 0:40.3 | You're hearing Benjamin at home in Cardiff and Henry in the coffee area of a French supermarket. Is that right? That's right. I'm in a Leclerc. I won't specify which one, but it's in central Brittany. |
| 0:46.3 | It's a sort of mega, it's a sort of mega temple to ham and cheese mainly. |
| 0:53.3 | Yeah. It's a mega French supermarket with an excellent little coffee area. |
| 0:58.1 | I like to sit in enjoying my French coffee, |
| 1:01.7 | which is that wonderful beige scum on it, |
| 1:04.5 | which you can see in the camera. |
| 1:07.1 | There's a certain kind of beige scum. |
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