Australia
Three Bean Salad
Three Bean Salad
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🗓️ 10 September 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
People are known to have travelled from Bristol to Australia and vice versa on various occasions and sometimes more than once. Given these strong links it shouldn’t come as a shock that Loz of Bristol reckons this week’s topic for the beans ought to be Australia. Let’s bean.
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| 0:00.0 | Don't let your next getaway, get away with EasyJet's big orange sale. |
| 0:06.5 | Get up to 20% off flights and enjoy your next holiday on your schedule. |
| 0:11.2 | Book now at EasyJet.com. Get out there. |
| 0:14.9 | Selected dates book by 11pm the 15th of the 9th 25. Teas and C's Apply. |
| 0:33.2 | Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the party. |
| 0:37.7 | Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the park. |
| 0:47.7 | Okay, that's got rid of most of them. |
| 0:52.6 | Let's talk about the details of the heist. |
| 0:59.8 | You need to be an asda car park, as to Coventry. |
| 1:02.7 | It's very much a B.Y.O. coffee. |
| 1:05.3 | At five past. |
| 1:08.4 | But we're not going to specify the hour because anyone could be listening. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.2 | But at five past... And then it's go time. The bud be listening. Yeah. But five passed. |
| 1:12.3 | And then it's go time. |
| 1:13.6 | The budgy lands. |
| 1:16.3 | Let's steal some K-pons. |
| 1:21.2 | What is a K-pon? |
| 1:22.6 | A castrated cock. |
| 1:24.9 | As in the bird. |
| 1:27.0 | Not the cock. |
| 1:45.3 | It's a chicken that's a bit bigger than a normal chicken, right? It is crucially. It is castrated. But is that how they make it go big? I like the idea. I'm going to cut up your balls and make you go big. It feels like a good threat. I might do that, you know. Yeah. Well, to yourself. Yeah. Just want to get big. Just see how big you get. You're going to jump on the hench bandwagon. But without having to do the Beefgate journey. You're going to get a mullet and potats as well. What's a poatat? Poetazas is a way you like, it's like the opposite of sideburns. It's where you shave above the ear. What an inverted oblong of flesh going upwards from the ear into the side head? |
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