Non-Refrigerated Cheese - Trail Mix #99

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

In this mini episode, we are reading listener submitted stories about a camper who walked into the OBGYN dressed as Thing 1 (and things only got freakier from there), a savory body shot no one asked for, and a camper who accidentally serenaded two priests with a pop-punk FREAKY anthem.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Attention campers. It's your counselor Zachariah and I'm hitting the road with my brand new live comedy show,
0:05.3	the 2025 Big Back Behavior Tour. From the mind of your favorite husky wearing Big Bone batty,
0:11.4	it's going to be a night of stand-up, storytelling, character sketches, wigs, unhinged fun,
0:17.5	and yes, my incredibly talented boyfriend counselor counselor Jonathan, will be opening the show.
0:22.3	So come through and kick your little feet, laugh with us, and you better be barking.
0:26.6	And we'll be heading to the following cities.
0:29.2	Las Vegas, Nevada on October 3rd, Nashville, Tennessee on October 16th, Kansas City, Missouri
0:34.3	on October 17th, Chicago, Illinois on October 18th, New York City on November 2nd, Salt Lake City, Utah on November 4th, Portland, Oregon on November 6th, and more cities will be announced very, very soon.
0:46.6	Click the link in the show notes to grab your tickets before they sell out. I'll see you there, hodies.
0:53.6	Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.
0:57.4	That's so annoying.
0:58.6	I wanted a snack.
1:00.1	Welcome to Trail Mix.
1:01.6	Our mini episodes from Camp Counselor's podcast.
1:04.3	Each week, the stories come from you, our Camp Shady Birch campers.
1:07.6	We want to hear your juicy gossip.
1:09.3	Top secret confessions.
1:11.0	Embarrassing and scary stories.
1:12.9	And sprinkle in our sage counselor advice.
1:15.7	Trail Mix is for the campers.
1:17.3	And God, do we love you?
1:21.0	Hey, happy campers!
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