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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

149 - Four Guys, One Room

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

52.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Attention campers. It's your counselor Zachariah and I'm hitting the road with my brand new live comedy show,

0:05.3

the 2025 Big Back Behavior Tour. From the mind of your favorite husky wearing Big Bone batty,

0:11.4

it's going to be a night of stand-up, storytelling, character sketches, wigs, unhinged fun,

0:17.5

and yes, my incredibly talented boyfriend counselor Jonathan will be opening the show.

0:22.3

So come through and kick your little feet, laugh with us, and you better be barking.

0:26.6

And we'll be heading to the following cities.

0:29.2

Las Vegas, Nevada on October 3rd, Nashville, Tennessee on October 16th, Kansas City, Missouri

0:34.3

on October 17th, Chicago, Illinois on October 18th, New York City on November 2nd, Salt Lake City, Utah on November 4th, Portland, Oregon on November 6th, and more cities will be announced very, very soon.

0:46.5

Click the link in the show notes to grab your tickets before they sell out. I'll see you there, hodies.

0:52.9

Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?

0:55.5

No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.

0:58.2

Oh, same thing.

0:59.7

Listen up, campers.

1:01.0

It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.

1:03.7

Because Camp Counselors is a variety show.

1:05.8

So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,

1:09.1

hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire so spooky is this

1:14.2

podcast even about camping no but it is camp this is camp counselors hey happy campers welcome back to camp shady

1:26.9

it is week 149 here at camp we're almost at 150 Happy campers. Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch.

1:27.5

It is week 149 here at camp. We're almost at 150. That means we're almost at 200. I know. We're not doing anything special for 150. Like literally don't, don't expect it. Don't ask for it. You're going to get an episode and that's the treat. Okay? I'm not doing it. But at the same time, Trail Mix is going to be at episode 100 for Trail Max.

2:36.2

The same week? It's possible. It is very possible. Wow. So it's like our bicentennial? No, yeah. It is a clear bycenae. I think bicentennial has something to do. 50. It's two. I don't know. It's given colonial. I'm not starting off an episode with an equation. When I think bicentennial, I think, um, final destination three. In what way? Because the guy, the emo guy, he was like, I'm just out here to celebrate my town's bicentennial. And I was like, that's a word I've never heard of before. What is that? I love when people live apart across the country and they're like, my house is sold. It's from 1890. That just like makes me laugh out loud because if you're from where we're from over here on the East Coast, bitches, these, these houses been seen here since the 1600s. Okay. Okay. So the people in London town are like, you want to talk about, oh, mate, you ever been to Transylvania?

2:41.3

I don't worry about. I don't worry about the UK. Okay. They keep their skin on their fish and chips.

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