150 - Saké Super Soakers & Behaving Badly

Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

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Talk Radio, Comedy

5 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week at camp, we’re unpacking our trip to a bachelorette weekend in the Poconos. It was a getaway that came with a side of E. coli, and the cherry on top was a full-blown public bridal party screaming match. Somehow, the chaos segues (yes thats how you spell it i think...) into cars. A favorite mode of transportation here at camp! Jonathan’s questionable driving skills, our unsolicited TED Talk on roundabouts, and a Romeo and Juliet production performed entirely with trucks and construction vehicles. Yes, for realsies.

This episode was mixed and edited by Kevin Betts.

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0:00.0	Attention campers. It's your counselor Zachariah and I'm hitting the road with my brand new live comedy show,
0:05.3	the 2025 Big Back Behavior Tour. From the mind of your favorite husky wearing Big Bone batty,
0:11.4	it's going to be a night of stand-up, storytelling, character sketches, wigs, unhinged fun,
0:17.5	and yes, my incredibly talented boyfriend counselor Jonathan will be opening the show.
0:22.3	So come through and kick your little feet, laugh with us, and you better be barking.
0:26.6	And we'll be heading to the following cities.
0:29.2	Las Vegas, Nevada on October 3rd, Nashville, Tennessee on October 16th, Kansas City, Missouri
0:34.3	on October 17th, Chicago, Illinois on October 18th, New York City on November 2nd, Salt Lake City, Utah on November 4th, Portland, Oregon on November 6th, and more cities will be announced very, very soon.
0:46.5	Click the link in the show notes to grab your tickets before they sell out. I'll see you there, hodies.
0:52.9	Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook?
0:55.5	No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell.
0:58.2	Oh, same thing.
0:59.7	Listen up, campers.
1:01.0	It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike.
1:03.7	Because Camp Counselors is a variety show.
1:05.8	So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news,
1:09.1	hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire so spooky is this
1:14.2	podcast even about camping no but it is camp this is camp counselors hey happy campers welcome back to camp shady
1:26.8	it is week 150 here at Camp.
1:31.9	1.50. It's about how many weeks it takes for an elephant to give birth.
1:38.0	Did you look that up?
1:39.1	No, I should have looked up exactly what is 150 weeks that we could relate this to. I think that that sounded so real, but I know you're a liar. Yeah, no, I'm definitely a liar. I can't even been around for 150 weeks longer than that because we take some weeks off for the holidays. Yeah. Never enough, though. Never enough. We got to keep the children fed. No, we do. And we certainly do. And you guys are eating good today. We have a lot to talk about.
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