This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. Wednesday, the 17th of April. All very exciting.

And actually, not really. We're still clearing up the remnants of the dregs of whoever the people were who were 400 have been arrested 200 been arrested 300 been arrested that'll

clog up the courts won't it i'm glad they actually think they're helping but you know whatever else

and that's teachers for you some of them are fairly ancient one of them's been arrested more than

a hundred times before and she seems to be proud of it gained nothing gary cotona felt born again

after a cocaine inducedinduced seizure and

admit she should be dead. Yeah, well, I think you've milked just about everything there is in your

sad, sorry little existence at the moment. She says her greatest fear is dying. Well, I'm sorry,

was that anything to do with us? We didn't tell you to shove Columbia up your nose. We didn't tell you to do all these sort of things. We didn't tell you to carry on drinking. So your problem. Your problem. She says the fear is

dying and leaving her children. Well, there you go. That's your problem. You sort it out. Why should

we have to help you out every time? Writing in her column for New Magazine. You know, how much

you give to charity every year? Not a lot, really. She said, I was saved by a guardian angel. No, you weren't. No, you weren't, dear. Sorry, we don't buy it into that. Daniela Westbrook, another one in the same camp. She's not talking to Kerry Ketona. And she says, life is a blessing. I mean, to be honest with you, she hasn't done a day's work in ages and ages. I mean, she needs to get out there and do something because at the moment,

all she's done is thanked all the people who do what they do every day and amazing they are too.

But, you know, another one who shoved Columbia up her nose and wasted space.

Katie Price, apparently, has enjoyed a cosmic orgasm during a massage as her mother, Amy, aghast, looks on.

I think, I'm sorry, you know, I don't want to sort of point out the patently obvious,

but did not Katie Price take her dying mother away a while ago because it was going to be her last ever holiday?

And now she's embarrassing her mother every inch of the day.

Really embarrassing, dear.

Really embarrassing.

It's a shame that your life is so dark.

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