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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, it's Thursday.

It's the 18th of April. I know it's the 18th of April because I'm going to hospital.

In fact, when you hear this program, I'll probably be in hospital, sitting there waiting to have me bits and pieces done.

Anyway, as I predicted yesterday, yes, she's celebrated being 190 years old, and if you blow

like that, she'll turn to dust. Victoria Beckham rings in her 45th birthday with chocolate

cake and donuts. She, of course, doesn't actually eat them. She just looks at them and sort of

go, I'm going to be sick. And that's during a dinner bash with Maria Sharapova. Where's that relationship come from?

It's a right load of old hooky in it, really.

But apparently, ahead of the birthday on Wednesday, Victoria breaking into it.

And then the lovely thing was Dave, remember Dave, he shares a stunning portrait of Victoria

as the smitten-style gushes she deserves to be spoiled just as long as he's

not around for it shouldn't be too very heartwarming isn't it but i mean a stunning portrait of

she looks as miserable as sin she's never never looked less miserable i don't know if brooklyn took

this because we've never actually seen brooklyn take pictures of his family have we mainly because

he can't. But anyway,

she's hair, she's got her hair up in a chic updo, elegantly gazing over

a table for the candles.

Well, she won't be seen in anything above 25 watts

anyway, so it's obviously fairly safe.

And they were all saying, I wonder what he's going to

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