This is a download from LBC.

Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody. It's Tuesday, the 16th of April.

My God, we're racing through, aren't we?

And Gemma Collins, and that enormous James Argent,

FaceTimed Kelly Brook, naked from their bed,

revealed they get their sheets flown in from Milan,

which is a shame because you can buy exactly the same in Selfridges, Harrods, anywhere else,

you don't need to buy them in Milan, it just makes her look a bit stupid.

And so they FaceTime.

Look at the size of him, I mean, he's really become enormous.

I saw him on Celebrity Juice, usual kind of rubbish.

And, oh, look, on Hello magazine.

Here she is, Miss Dimbo herself, Lydia Dim. She's reunited with her boyfriend, Lee Cronin.

As she reveals her parents, Debbie Douglas and Dave Bright, are getting married.

Well, they're not married. Good God in heaven.

So her parents are getting married.

This is the mother who looks like she's plugged herself into the socket,

mad as the daughter and the daughters as thick as a brick.

That apparently is a hello exclusive.

I didn't even know Lydia Dim was around anymore.

I thought her career had finished.

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