Noah's Smelly Ark

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Bobby learns history lessons by listening to 80's music that Jay plays him. He learns about Noah's Ark and Jacob wonders where does all the animal waste go on the boat. | Jay plays a great comedy club in Jacksonville Florida but stays in a hotel that has crime scene evidence throughout. | Bobby's wife is sick of him and his son is hanging out with hot women. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:06.5	Yeah.
0:07.9	This is what Dawn sings to me at night when I'm sleeping in my ear.
0:12.2	I hear her whispering this in my ear.
0:15.4	You're a heavy sleeper, my man.
0:16.6	She really wants me gone, Jay.
0:19.8	You know that?
0:21.7	I think she's mad that I got my health together.
0:25.1	She's bummed out that I'm working out, eating right.
0:29.0	She almost had it.
0:30.3	She almost had it all.
0:31.2	A whole new lease on life.
0:32.9	Four years ago.
0:34.2	She thought you'd be dead by now.
0:35.5	She thought I'd be gonzo getting a nice go-fund to me going, maybe a benefit for a couple years.
0:41.9	Move back to Massachusetts to hang out with Karen and fucking Tracy and all her friends
0:47.5	that she doesn't get to see anymore. Yeah. Fucking Tina down and fucking...
0:53.2	That's the idea that they'll get to enjoy their old age without you. Well, yeah, of course. She can have it. She can have it. I love it. I love being married. I love being around her. But I think she wants me to die motherfucker die. Yeah, she wants me to die. She wants it. She's fine being married until you die.
1:11.6	This is why I know she's done with me.
1:13.4	We fight now.
1:14.4	She gives up.
1:16.3	Yeah.
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