Cruising For NYC Glory

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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A conversation about George Michaels getting arrested leads to a sexy discovery. Christine found a website that maps all the gay meet-up spots in the area. The guys are surprised to learn that they are everywhere. The obvious places are listed such as rest stops and bars but office buildings, fitness centers, and hotels are destinations in plain site. Jay plans to send Jacob to one such joint in his neighborhood so he can see what the fuss is all about. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	Why, Jay? Why?
0:08.0	Damn, I'm the thing that sucks the most about being gay is if you're a partner as a stay-at-home dude.
0:14.0	Because I go out and earn money for us every day and some guys going, I know, baby, I appreciate that.
0:22.2	But I got to sit here and keep my asshole fucking smooth all day for you.
0:27.1	You think that's easy?
0:28.5	Sitting here staying prims and asshole loses a goose for you?
0:31.7	You think it's easy putting drops in our little Shih Tzu's eyes?
0:41.0	Dude, why do I love George Michael so much?
0:44.4	Because he's super handsome, it turns out he was just in the cock the whole time, so he was out of your way.
0:51.6	Yeah.
0:52.2	You can acknowledge how handsome he was now.
1:11.5	So good. You're like, poor ladies. You never got a slice slice of that he's got that five o'clock shadow that shaves in the morning but it comes back by fucking nine a.m i've always liked men yeah i know this guy couldn't have uh the magic! The magic in the house.
1:12.5	Magic doing his work.
1:14.0	Magic doing his work.
1:16.7	Did we acknowledge Bobby's shirt on air at all?
1:18.9	Oh, yeah, I have my... Bear Bear.
1:19.6	T-shirt, Kevin, thank you very much.
1:21.9	Big fan of the show, listening to the show.
1:24.0	Looks like I'm a master P-rapper.
1:25.3	You gave me my Bear Bear Bear shirt.
2:18.8	And it's all kinds of versions of Jay over the year. It's a J for every season. It's a J at every weight size. Every weight size. My sexy pictures on there, which is the funniest ever. Oh, it's the best. My sexy. I love that that was taken for Wayne. Oh wait that picture's there? Oh my god. Yeah. The sexy picture for Wayne. My favorite is when you're holding up the iPhone 1 in a mirror of a shitty hotel on a crappy gig. He was middling for a towel. That's 2000. No, that's that's right after Mayhem Fest tour. Oh, that's when you became Glove Man. Yeah, right after Mayhem Fest. Yeah, gloves were fresh. That might be the original glove. Can I be honest with you? Because I noticed the armband I'm wearing is a rat dog. And I got that on the tour, too. That's a cool fucking logo. Yeah, see if they make any more rat dog fucking armbands. Those things were the coolest.
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