The Loneliest Show

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Jay Oakerson, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Robert Kelly

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Jay thinks the Bonfire is the loneliest show at SiriusXM because of the lack of famous guests that come into the studio. The most high profile guests are booked by Christine and not by the leading audio entertainment company in North America. | The stars of the National Women's Soccer Team are in the lobby being interviewed by the great Katie Nolan. Jacob is a superfan of the athletic ladies and stalks them for a photo. | Bobby started watching "The Madison" and loves it because of all the feelings. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:06.3	We're the loneliest show.
0:09.7	Yeah.
0:10.8	Yep.
0:13.4	They got the U.S.
0:16.1	girls' soccer team out there in the Fish Bowl.
0:19.4	Look at him.
0:19.8	Smiley.
0:22.5	I've never seen the smile. Go watch the thing. He's never smiled at the beginning of any of our shows has he ever smiled. No, I know. That's what I'm saying. Why don't you go watch the show? He actually turned the... He's a show to do. I'm a professional. You turn the AC up because you're all hot and bothered, aren't you? It is a little warm in here. I unzipped. These girls are all six inches taller than you.
0:40.9	Six.
0:41.3	It was. because you're all hot and bothered, aren't you? It is a little warm in here. I unzipped.
0:40.5	These girls are all six inches taller than you.
0:41.3	Six.
0:42.1	It was disturbing.
0:44.3	Like, Jaden Shaw is definitely taller than me.
0:46.1	I think Rose is my height, though.
0:48.5	Which one's Jaden Shaw?
0:49.2	I'm kidding.
0:53.8	There are people listening in their car.
1:10.9	There's only one black. There you go. Come on Trinity. Come on Trinity. I'll tell you what we're severely lacking. Latinas. No Latina's there. Just whites and a black. Is it all whites and a blank? Yes. And is that their nickname? No. Oh.
1:11.5	Should be.
1:30.1	So lots put in a jersey. White's in a black. White's in a black. Katie Nolan. Our friend Katie Nolan is over there interviewing the football club, which never. Nope. Good for Katie. This is, uh, this is awesome. It's a big good. It's a very good., we can't have T.J. Miller show up to our show. Series XM hates us. I think secretly or not secretly, yes, they do. We must make enough in advertising to just, like, get us through. Or we're a tax write-off. Our pay, maybe we're a tax right off. Maybe they're laundering money through us.
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