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The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

No Vagina Elmo

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.84.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2021

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg are back after their live show to talk about what they've been up to. Rummy had a large bird in his mouth that scared Anthony, Gregg hasn't been sleeping much at all, and Anthony talks about when he worked at the ArcLight theater. Anthony is looking forward to getting back on the road and Gregg is worried that he isn't happy with the podcast. A man is caught using an Elmo for pleasure on a nanny cam, an incest law is challenged and a woman found out she has two vaginas during childbirth. JRVP also picks a new sign off for the show. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

We got some pre-rolls today.

0:01.9

I have the honors and I'm going to start with Upstart.

0:05.0

High interest rates, resulting in minimum monthly payments, keeping you in an endless cycle

0:11.0

of debt.

0:12.0

That sucks.

0:13.0

Upstart and get you ahead.

0:14.0

Upstart is the fast and easy way to pay off your debt with a personal loan all online.

0:20.2

Find out how Upstart can lower your monthly payment today when you go Upstart.com slash

0:25.9

J-R-V-P that's Upstart.com slash J-R-V-P.

0:29.7

Don't forget to use our URL to let them know we sent.

0:33.8

Yeah, oh, that's not it.

0:34.8

I'm making my money today and I'm going to be making it at my bookie play with real people

0:41.8

for real cash on all your favorite sports sign up at mybookie.ag.

0:47.3

This week in use promo code J-R-V-P to take advantage of up to $1,000 in a bonus on your

0:54.4

first deposit and fight promotions.

0:56.4

That's promo code J-R-V-P at mybookie.ag to grab yourself a free cash bonus.

1:03.2

You think that's it?

1:04.2

No, Rummy's getting excited.

1:05.4

We've got another pre-roll and it's about Roman.

1:08.0

What you didn't listen to Anthony?

1:09.8

He fixed his E-D problems and now I got to fix mine.

1:12.9

Take care of it and go to Roman.com slash J-R-V-P right now for $15 off your first month.

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