Cocaine 1000
The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2021
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Anthony and Gregg went to dinner together for the first time in a year, and Anthony's dog hates Gregg so much that he made him go home. Anthony and Gregg battle for who will donate sperm to Erica. We find out "What Would Anthony Do" when an elephant takes a giant piss. Headlines this week include Lil Nas X grinding on Satan, a coach being fired for using slurs as play calls, and a jockey being suspended after testing 1000 times over the cocaine limit. CHOO CHOO.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, you know we got a pre-roll whether you're a basketball fan or a fan of sports in general everyone knows that March is |
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| 0:36.4 | Hmm |
| 0:37.9 | All right, this is the part where I you know start the little preview and then you jump in and tell me you know |
| 0:44.5 | Got another pre-roll |
| 0:46.6 | I'm not gonna do that this time. Okay, okay. We've got a trip to the zoo. We only have the one we only have the one pre-roll |
| 0:54.0 | Right, but then you just you just interrupted anyways, so do we have another or no? We don't |
| 1:01.0 | All right, we we do have a trip to the zoo. We only have one pre-roll |
| 1:07.7 | Trip to the zoo a football coach got in wrong and little Nas X coming up on episode |
| 1:14.3 | 98 of the Jessal Nick and Rosenthal vanity project |
| 1:18.5 | JRP |
| 1:19.7 | Junior Vice President |
| 1:21.5 | I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a white boy summer |
| 1:34.2 | The white boy show here where where did that even start from I only saw like people responding on Twitter that's like |
| 1:40.9 | This white boy summer is bullshit like how about the white men like take care of their business and recognize their privilege |
| 1:47.0 | I don't know where it started it from I don't know. I just I made it up just before the podcast |
| 1:51.5 | I was like he did what kind of summer are we gonna have I should talk about it on the show and I just figured it'd be a white boy song |
| 1:56.9 | You know what I mean? |
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