Add Girth To Your Rabbit

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Sports, Arts

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Anthony and Gregg talk about this historic day in American History. Gregg is making the most of his alone time at home and Anthony gives some advice on how to make the time go even quicker. Is improv comedy cooler than standup? We chat penis girth, sexy teachers and a huge, huge, huge rabbit.

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0:00.0	It's pre-roll time and we are starting with my bookie Red Sox Baseball.
0:05.9	It's been awesome this year.
0:06.9	You know it made it a little more exciting.
0:09.4	If I was betting on it, you would be making a lot of money if you just bet the Red Sox
0:13.2	and you bet against the Yankees every time they played this year.
0:16.8	Now you can make some money using the promo code JRVP at mybookie.ag to get your first
0:24.0	deposit matched up to a thousand dollars.
0:27.2	Wow, that's a lot.
0:28.5	That's a good catchphrase.
0:35.5	They trademarked it.
0:43.5	They trademarked got pushed.
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0:52.0	You're going to want to join a ball sack beauty contest.
0:55.5	I'm looking out for you too because I have an exclusive 20% off discount.
0:59.8	Use the code JRVP at manscape.com for 20% off free plus free shipping.
1:06.1	That's 20% off free shipping at manscape.com.
1:09.8	Use the JRVP code.
1:11.8	How do I do that?
1:13.8	Don't call me that.
1:16.8	You know, you're my pre-roll dad.
1:19.6	Alright, coming up, we've got swollen penises, a nude Canadian lawmaker and one giant
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