No Such Thing As Sheep Number Five
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
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🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everyone, Merry Christmas and welcome to this episode of No Such Thing as a Fish. We have something very special for you today. It is our Christmas special. Well, it's kind of a 20-25 special. We've looked at this entire year and we found our favorite news stories. Do you remember when we used to do our own |
| 0:21.3 | TV show called No Six Things and News? Well, this is a kind of version of that where we don't have to do makeup and don't have to sit in front of the camera. I really hope you enjoy it. I really hope you had a great Christmas. I know not everyone has a great time this time of year, but if you didn't I hope you can kind of just turn off the next hour and listen to us be really silly |
| 0:39.5 | if you would like i hope you can kind of just turn off for the next hour |
| 0:38.0 | and listen to us be really silly if you'd like some more fish in your life perhaps to help that |
| 0:43.3 | time between christmas and new year go very very quickly uh then the place to go is definitely |
| 0:49.5 | patreon it's patreon.com slash no such thing as a fish. And there you can find everything about club |
| 0:55.3 | fish, all of our extra content that you can get with all of our different tiers. Not only |
| 1:00.7 | will you get lots of extra stuff, but you will be helping to support the podcast. So do go there. |
| 1:05.4 | If you fancy it. If not, then please stay here and listen to the podcast, which is free and which will always be free. |
| 1:12.8 | Okay, on with the podcast. |
| 1:36.8 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a very special Boxing Day edition. |
| 1:40.3 | I hope you had a great Christmas. I hope you got all the presents you wanted. |
| 1:44.5 | And here's an extra present for you, a sort of different No Such Thing as a fish today, because we are going to be going through not our favorite facts from the last seven days, |
| 1:48.9 | but our favorite bits of news from the last 365 days. We are now presenting the podcast of the year |
| 1:55.7 | in sort of tribute to our books, the book of the year and our TV show, no such thing as the news. |
| 2:01.5 | So this is the podcast of the book of the TV show. |
| 2:04.5 | Of the podcast. |
| 2:05.9 | Of the podcast. |
| 2:07.1 | Of the TV show, because it came from QI. |
| 2:09.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:09.7 | So this is the podcast of the book of the TV show of the podcast of the TV show. |
| 2:14.9 | And in no particular order, here we go. It's like the Blade Runner of podcasts. Yeah. |
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