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No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2014
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Episode 41 - In a special Christmas episode recorded live at Tufnell Park, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss Charles Dickens' warm-up act, lactose intolerant neanderthals, 19th century copyright pirates, penguins in Christmas jumpers and the patron saint of television.
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| 0:00.0 | We run it on QI a few years ago. |
| 0:02.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.5 | Which was, there's no such thing as a fish. |
| 0:04.5 | It's kind of a nice such thing as a fish. |
| 0:05.8 | No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life. |
| 0:09.5 | It says it right there, first paragraph, no such thing as a fish. |
| 0:12.5 | Hello, and welcome to another episode. |
| 0:19.5 | And no such thing as a fish, a weekly podcast coming to you this week from the Aces and Aits Bar and Toppnall Park. |
| 0:25.5 | My name is Dan Schreiber. |
| 0:26.5 | I am sitting here with Anichesinski, James Harkin. |
| 0:29.5 | And Annie Murray, this is our Christmas special. |
| 0:32.0 | And once again, we gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts in the last seven days. |
| 0:36.3 | And in no particular order, here we go. |
| 0:38.5 | We begin with my fact. |
| 0:40.2 | My fact this week is that before going on stage to read a Christmas Carol, Charles Dickens had a warm up routine of drinking a pint of champagne. |
| 0:50.5 | In the morning when he woke up, he had two tablespoons of rum. |
| 0:54.7 | He would have the pint of champagne at lunch. |
| 0:57.2 | And then just before he went on stage, he would have cherry, which he would mix raw egg into. |
| 1:02.7 | Wow. |
| 1:03.2 | The interesting thing is that you would think, okay, Charles Dickens, he probably did one or two readings of a Christmas Carol. |
| 1:10.2 | If you look into his biography, you could almost claim that he was as much a performer as a writer. |
| 1:14.7 | He spent years as a performer. |
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