Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast.

This week coming to you from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

My name is Dan Schreiber.

I'm joined by three other QILs.

Please welcome to stage, it's Andy Murray, Aniches Inzki and James Harkin.

And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts

from the last seven days and in a particular order, here we go.

Starting with you, James Harkin.

Okay, my fact this week is that dog pee makes street lights collapse.

You always hurt the ones you love.

How does it do that?

Well, it's your year that you get in dog pee and it's corrosive.

And all over the world street lights are falling down.

Due to dog pee.

There was a report that came out in San Francisco.

They were just keeling over these lampposts.

The pee was really ruining them and this is a quote from them.

We encourage people and dogs alike to do their business in other places,

like a proper restroom or on one of our fire hydrants.

The idea of the fire hydrants is they're made out of cast iron so they won't corrode.

Okay.

But I didn't know that the people pissing on lampposts was a thing.

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