No Such Thing As An Ugly Pair Of Eyes

No Such Thing As A Fish

Comedy, Nature, Science, History

4.7 • 18.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2015

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Live from The Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss trophies for trophies, Napoleon’s favourite food and the original IMDb.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast.
0:16.2	This week coming to you from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
0:19.2	My name is Dan Schreiber.
0:21.0	Joining me is Ever the three QILs.
0:23.3	Please welcome to the stage is Andy Murray, Aniches Zinsky and James Horkin.
0:27.2	And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in no particular order, here we go.
0:41.4	Starting with you, James Horkin.
0:43.5	Okay, my fact this week is that Las Vegas hosts an awards ceremony for people who make awards.
0:50.8	What do they get?
0:54.9	They get a gold obelisk.
0:57.8	Oh, that's good.
0:59.2	It's the awards and personalisation association and they celebrate things like best trophy, that gets an award.
1:06.1	Best plaque.
1:07.4	That gets one.
1:08.2	Best plaque.
1:09.6	And a best sandblasting.
1:11.8	That's one.
1:13.3	What is that?
1:14.0	I didn't look it up.
1:17.7	Yeah, the US and Canada industry for awards is three billion dollars a year.
1:22.6	That's how much people spend on awards.
1:24.7	And that I worked it out is enough to give every person in the country a three to five inch resin trophy in the spot of their choice.
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