No Such Thing As Jesus's Magic Wand
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 May 2015
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Benjamin Franklin's massive bed, knife-wielding referees and the longest movie in the world.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish A Weekly Podcast coming |
| 0:15.3 | to you from the QI offices in Covern Garden. |
| 0:17.9 | My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting here with Anichesenski, Andy Murray and James Harkin, |
| 0:22.5 | and once again we have gathered around the microvote with our four favorite facts from the |
| 0:26.6 | last seven days and in no particular order, here we go. |
| 0:31.2 | Starting with you, Shazinski. |
| 0:34.1 | My fact is that instead of being one of the founders of the USA, Benjamin Franklin almost stayed |
| 0:39.2 | in Britain to found a swimming school on the Thames. |
| 0:42.2 | This was his big idea in his early 20s, so he lived in London, he was working for a printer |
| 0:48.0 | as the printer's apprentice, and he liked to swim, and he nobleman used to queue up along |
| 0:53.3 | the size of the Thames and be like, what is this guy doing? |
| 0:55.6 | Swimming. |
| 0:56.6 | Which bit of the Thames? |
| 0:57.6 | Is this sort of London? |
| 0:58.6 | So he used to swim from Black Friars to Chelsea, which was three miles, I think, roughly |
| 1:02.5 | three miles, so that bit of the Thames. |
| 1:04.4 | How long was he here for? |
| 1:05.4 | He came back and forth, I think, so he was here initially for a few years, and then |
| 1:08.8 | he considered selling up a swimming school because he was teaching all these nobleman's |
| 1:11.7 | kids to swim, and he asked a friend for advice as to whether he should and this friend said, |
| 1:16.4 | I don't know if that's a regular idea, why don't you come and work for me in America |
| 1:18.8 | again? |
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