No Such Thing As An Unenjoyable Bowel Movement
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2015
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Dan, James, Anna, Andy and QI creator John Lloyd discuss Iceland's last McDonalds burger, the science of ignorance, and sea battles at Sadler's Wells.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everybody, welcome to episode 60 of No Such Thing as a Fish. Just a quick announcement |
| 0:06.1 | before we begin. My microphone didn't work this week and as a result it has infected |
| 0:11.8 | the entire other four working microphones. So the show does sound good but as soon as |
| 0:17.2 | I start talking it's terrible. No change that. Yep so... |
| 0:30.0 | Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast |
| 0:39.7 | coming to you from the QI offices in Covenant Garden. My name is Dan Schreiber, I'm sitting |
| 0:44.0 | here with James Harkin, Anichesenski, Andy Murray and we have a special guest today. |
| 0:48.8 | It's the founder, creator of QI, it's Commander John Lloyd and once again we have gathered |
| 0:53.6 | around our microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days and in |
| 0:57.3 | a particular order here we go. Starting with you, James Harkin. Okay my fact this week |
| 1:04.8 | is that the final McDonald's burger ever sold in Iceland can currently be watched decomposing |
| 1:12.1 | on a webcam. Is that in accordance with a statement that might have been made last week? |
| 1:18.1 | I don't know what you're talking about. Yes, last week I may well have said that |
| 1:22.9 | Iceland has the most expensive McDonald's burgers but there has been no McDonald's in |
| 1:28.0 | Iceland since 2009 a fact that everyone has been very willing to point out. That doesn't |
| 1:33.1 | explain why they're so expensive because it's scarcity value. And so no more McDonald's |
| 1:37.9 | in Iceland and the last one they kept put it in a museum and now it's in a hostel under |
| 1:43.0 | a webcam. How's it looking? It's looking fine because burgers tend to not decompose |
| 1:47.4 | very much. Yeah so I read that because there's a some father who's got really outraged |
| 1:52.8 | didn't he? He put one of his kids McDonald's burgers in a jar or something and filmed it |
| 1:58.0 | over the course of weeks and weeks and months and months and said isn't this outrageous? |
| 2:01.1 | This hasn't rotted at all and McDonald's I think ended up I assume having to be the first |
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