We run it on QI a few years ago.

Yeah.

Which was, there's no such thing as a fish.

You did a nice such thing as a fish.

No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life.

It says it right out first paragraph, no such thing as a fish.

Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast

coming to you from the QI offices in Covenant Garden.

My name is Dan Triber, I'm sitting with two of the regular elves,

Andy Murray and Anichesinski and we have a special guest today.

If the co-host have answered me this, Helen Zoltzman.

And once again, we've gathered around with our favorite four facts from the last week,

and here they are, in no particular order.

Okay, fact number one, and that's you, Helen.

Yes, I discovered that L-O-L, the acronym that people now use to signify the fact that they're

weak-minded and words are inadequate for their own needs.

It's used to me not laugh out loud or even lots of love, but little old lady,

which doesn't count that much now in Twitter and text-peak, but it was a medical definition.

They had a whole list of little old lady-related abbreviations like

Lollinad, which was little old lady in no apparent distress, which you would think, why do they need

to note the absence of distress? All you would just note the fact that she was distressed.

And Lollinad, which stood for little old lady, fall down, go boom.

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