No Such Thing As A Yeti Fact
No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
4.7 • 18.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 September 2014
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Episode 26 - Dan (@schreiberland), James (@eggshaped), Andy (@andrewhunterm) and special guest Simon Rich discuss chimps with pets, Kama Sutra crosswords, slinkies on escalators and sagging yeti breasts.
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| 0:00.0 | We run it on QI a few years ago. |
| 0:01.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:02.1 | Which was, there's no such thing as a fish. |
| 0:04.3 | It's not as nice as a fish. |
| 0:05.6 | No, seriously, it's in the Oxford Dictionary of Underwater Life. |
| 0:09.9 | It says it, right there, first paragraph. |
| 0:11.5 | No such thing as a fish. |
| 0:12.6 | Hello, and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast coming |
| 0:30.4 | to you from the QI offices in Covenant Garden. |
| 0:33.2 | My name is Dan Triber. |
| 0:34.2 | I'm sitting here with three of the regular elves. |
| 0:36.3 | It's James Harkin, Andy Murray, and on fact checking duties today, it's Anarchizinski, |
| 0:41.3 | and we got a special guest joining us today. |
| 0:43.4 | He's my favorite comedy writer. |
| 0:44.6 | We're very excited. |
| 0:45.8 | Simon Rich from New York, here on a book tour. |
| 0:48.2 | Hello. |
| 0:49.2 | Thanks so much for having me. |
| 0:50.2 | This is super fun. |
| 0:51.2 | Yeah, thanks for coming. |
| 0:52.2 | So you're here, you've only here until tomorrow, unfortunately. |
| 0:54.5 | Sure, sure. |
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