No subpoenas while I’m eating!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 July 2023
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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| 0:24.6 | Not all customers. 1888-925 Jeep for details requires dealer contribution and lease through Salantis Financial. |
| 0:24.3 | Extra charge for miles over 30,000 includes 7,500 EV cap cost reduction. |
| 0:25.6 | Not all customers will qualify. |
| 0:26.9 | Residency restrictions apply. |
| 0:28.2 | Take delivery by 731. |
| 0:29.5 | Jeep is a registered trademark. |
| 0:41.1 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:41.8 | Idiots. |
| 0:43.0 | Morons. |
| 0:43.6 | Voters. |
| 0:48.1 | Currently, the polls are showing that the worst criminal against democracy is the front runner for the Republican presidential nomination. |
| 0:53.1 | Why do I say he's a criminal? Come on. Seriously. He committed voter fraud. We heard it. |
| 0:59.1 | Tell us, I need 11,000 votes. He tried to overthrow the government and kill democracy. We watched it. |
| 1:04.6 | We will stop the steel. He stole top secret confidential documents, including nuclear secrets. |
| 1:12.1 | He admitted it. |
| 1:12.9 | This president, I could have been blessed. |
| 1:14.6 | No, I can't, you know, but this is classic. |
| 1:16.3 | Criminal. |
| 1:18.0 | How come no one on the right wants this guy arrested? |
| 1:20.2 | And I'm asking, because they all wanted this pantsuit wearing woman arrested for |
| 1:25.7 | emails? |
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