Hey, this is Dennis from the Tice podcast.

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And now with the album getting an update, it's Krista Bertinus. I'm in and feel better. And now with the Armageddon Update, it's

Christopher Titus. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. Today, I want to have

an intervention with the president. A man who, after squeaking by in the 2016 election,

which he lost by 3 million plus popular votes, but was put in office due to an archaic system

from 1800 that gave slave owners more power by counting slaves as 3 fifth of a person,

adding to their population totals, making them have more electoral votes. Yeah, that's why that was

invented. The old fat white men rigging the system thing,

it ain't new people. But this election, Trump lost a popular and electoral votes by a lot.

Biden dunked on him hard. Actually, the voters took out sweet potato Hitler in such a beautiful way.

And we now get, we got the power.

But to you, Donald Trump, what makes you think you won?

I mean, seriously, was it your day one lie about crowd size where we clearly saw how small you really are?

I mean, you got a problem with size, bro, and that's a report from a porn star you banged.

And that was simple compared to what followed on the day two when you filed to run for 2020.

Why would you do that four years early?

Oh, right.

So you could raise money from the red-hatted rubs for four years.

Ripping off your own base, bro, is that why you think you won?

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