It's BOTH SIDES!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2020

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Titus examines the the theory of "Both sides." Are both sides bad? Are there sides, and if there are sides Titus will take fries. Seriously the eternal war of Good vs McConnell rages and we at the Titus Podcast are weaponed up.

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0:00.0	Hey, this is the Titus podcast brought to you today by Butcher's Box.
0:12.2	Oh yeah, and it's bought you by Harry's.
0:14.1	Oh yeah, and Liquid Ivy.
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0:16.8	And Truff, the best hot size ever.
0:18.0	And then GM Chrysler and every other sponsor ever and now the armageddon
0:22.1	update is christopher titus i'm christopher titus and this is the armageddon update today i want to
0:31.2	address the crazy on both sides yeah yeah i keep hearing about joe biden how it's not just trump man
0:37.3	it's both sides.
0:40.7	He seems to have some difficulty letting go of the game. Has he had a long history of mental
0:45.0	illness? Now, let's analyze that, because, I mean, usually when there is a conflict, one side is good,
0:52.3	moral, or right, and one side is bad, evil, or wrong, you know?
0:56.4	At the end of World War II, I mean, nobody said, Nazis, man, it's both sides, man. Sure,
1:03.2	sure the Nazis committed genocide, killing six million Jews, but the allies, they let France
1:09.9	still exist and nobody wants that.
1:12.8	It's both sides.
1:14.2	Oh, man, bro, when that girl got date raped, okay, all right, right, he shouldn't have raped
1:19.4	her, but, I mean, she was dressed in that, you know, totally normal outfit.
1:25.7	It's both sides, bro.
1:27.2	I mean, look, those cops that shot that guy in the
1:29.6	back seven times in front of his kids? Yeah, well, if you look at that guy on the back of his shirt
1:34.2	was aggressive. It's both sides, man. Jeffrey Dahmer, right? Okay, okay. He shouldn't have ate
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