No Point Conversion: Karmic Jiggling
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
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🗓️ 30 September 2022
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
The Mariners are one game away from clinching a place in the postseason for the first time in 21 years, and Luke and Andrew have a LOT to say about it!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Lloyd! Do some delivery for the track to the airport! |
| 0:07.0 | This is a simple game. You throw the ball, you hit the ball, you catch the ball. |
| 0:22.0 | You know, you rock when you roll with the Seahawks, Marshawn, Munch, Beast, Moe, Wits, his dreadlocks, rolls and passes the ball to the end zone, touched him. |
| 0:29.0 | You know, we're gonna get the crown of the Super Bowl, 24. Team, we get the ring the bling. Listen to the crowd sing, |
| 0:35.0 | Seahawks, Seahawks, Seahawks, we block that offense and say we'll lose us up to no offense. |
| 0:41.0 | And on since we got the best Steve Fedds, being the other quarterback, comes with the expense of the after being sacked. |
| 0:47.0 | The Broncos have enough time to react to the level of game the Hawks are bringing. |
| 0:51.0 | That evening, the Super Bowl's sunny, cos they're gonna go all the way for the win, starting in the game begins all the way to the end of the game. |
| 0:58.0 | And to go down in fame as a Super Bowl, Tampage of this year, this team should be feared. |
| 1:04.0 | You better saddle up when you roll with Seahawks, a Broncos seem like some old cattle left in the field after cutthroat. |
| 1:10.0 | Alright, here we go. |
| 1:12.0 | Every week that we do this, it cannot be more absurdist to be playing this rap song about the Seahawks. |
| 1:22.0 | And what we're really here to talk about is the Seattle Mariners breaking the dry spell of 21 years of not making it to the post season. |
| 1:31.0 | By the way, this is the no point conversion. I'm Luke Burbank right over there. |
| 1:34.0 | My friend Andrew Walsh, if you're listening to this, I'm sure you already know that. |
| 1:38.0 | But we don't usually record this on a Friday, but it just seemed like probably something that is worth noting that the Mariners, |
| 1:48.0 | even maybe as you're hearing this, depending on when this actually hits your feet or when you get to it, may already have locked it down. |
| 1:56.0 | All they need is, we're recording this Friday morning, all they need is a win tonight against the Rangers. |
| 2:02.0 | By the way, guaranteed by Scott Service, did you see that tape? |
| 2:05.0 | No. |
| 2:06.0 | No, no, no, I was watching. |
| 2:09.0 | I fucking too much detail here. |
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