#3784 Cattica! Cattica!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 October 2022
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Andrew adopted a new kitten this weekend, and Luke is already working on a screenplay about it. Plus, a Seattle Seahawk had a very public display of bathroom urgency on Sunday, and a listener goes above and beyond to spread the word about TBTL…to little avail.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, lovelies. It's Andrew from TBTL, the podcast you're about to listen to. |
| 0:06.2 | I just wanted to jump in here quickly and remind you to check out the great new podcast, |
| 0:10.4 | the antidote, if you haven't already. Of course, it's produced here by our friends at APM |
| 0:14.6 | and is hosted by Grace Edwards and Amy Anniobi, writers for HBO's insecure. |
| 0:19.9 | And the antidote, as we've been telling you, doesn't ignore the bad in the world, |
| 0:23.4 | but it's here to remind us of all the good we can celebrate. So listen to new episodes now on your |
| 0:28.2 | favorite podcast app or, or frankly, your second favorite podcast app. It doesn't matter to me as |
| 0:33.1 | long as you listen. And by the way, the antidote podcast, it's sponsored by BetterHelp Online Therapy |
| 0:38.7 | and listeners can get 10% off their first month of online therapy at BetterHelp.com slash |
| 0:44.4 | antidote that's spelled A-N-T-I-D-O-T-E. That's BetterHelpHELP.com slash antidote. |
| 0:52.4 | I'm watching side folks. I'm like, he does great of those. How can I do those if I'm going to be |
| 1:00.2 | a comedian or a writer? I don't even know how to write or a storyteller. I don't even know how to |
| 1:08.6 | do stories at funny. Only a snow white one. Side folks, he does really good jokes and I can't |
| 1:18.9 | do that much jokes because nobody laughs at me. And I need someone to tweet me. We need to copy |
| 1:28.1 | him so you need to print it off so I can do each word at a time when I call and I need to memorize |
| 1:36.5 | that so I can do each word at a time. He does great of those. How can I do those if I'm going to be |
| 1:45.7 | a comedian or a writer? I don't even know how to write. T-B-T-L. |
| 1:56.7 | I love these guys. They make funny with their mouths. Well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm |
| 2:00.7 | not eating the taco jane. That's spicy stuff. I think the opposite silence is the best bit |
| 2:06.8 | and especially those kind of related to the obvious sexual tension between Luke and Andrew. |
| 2:12.5 | And I think that's a really important thing that you need to keep in the show. If there's a |
| 2:18.2 | better use for the internet, I haven't found it. All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to |
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