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Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2021

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Chelsea and Brandon discuss the trouble with teenagers, the horrors of minivan transportation, and why turndown service might not be so great after all. A Melbourne mom-to-be begs for help as childbirth looms. A generous wife wonders how much is too much when it comes to sex. And a serial dater can’t seem to find anyone who’s good in bed. Doula Carson Meyer joins Chelsea and Brandon to talk birth, motherhood, and why laughter is truly the best medicine.

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0:00.0	If you're listening to this and drinking a kombucha, put it down.
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0:43.0	I'm a social media influencer. Busted while recovering from Brazilian
0:47.2	butt lift surgery. She was yelling at the police for like getting her butt tissue out of
0:51.6	joy when they were in nothing. She's got hundreds of victims.
0:55.5	To me, that's not a con artist that just is a straight-up predator, and she just keeps getting
1:00.3	away with it. This person is the danger. Listen to Queen of the Con, season 3, on the iHeart
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1:11.2	Where were you in 92 bouncing your butt to Sir Mixlot?
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1:19.2	I'm Jason Longfied, and on my new show, Where Were You in 92, we take a ride through the major hits,
1:23.3	one hit wonders and shocking scandals that shaped the wildest 12 months in music history.
1:27.1	You know, the president came after me, everybody, time, water, with madness.
1:31.9	Music was magic, and I had completely burned that to the ground.
1:36.0	I realized I'm the forbidden French.
1:38.8	So listen and follow Where Were You in 92, on the iHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
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