Hitting On People At Funerals

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2021

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

Chelsea and Brandon tackle the age-old question: should you try to hook up with your childhood crush at their mother’s funeral? A teacher chooses between working with her best friend or landing a better job. A manager wonders if she should be the corporate bitch her boss wants her to be. And a memoirist asks how much he should reveal about his sister’s bad behavior in their youth.

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0:00.0	If you're listening to this and drinking a kombucha, put it down.
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0:37.6	drinkcarma.com slash Chelsea. Hi, I'm Ophira Eisenberg. I'm a comedian and a parent.
0:46.4	The absurdity of telling jokes late at night and then waking up early with a small child in the morning.
0:53.9	I have a new podcast called Parenting is a joke. I'll talk to other funny people who are also
0:59.6	parents. Will we be laughing? Will we be crying? Find out by listening to Parenting is a joke.
1:06.1	On the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:10.8	Hi everybody, I'm Tyler Florence. I'm Wells Adams. We're the hosts of the new podcast,
1:14.4	two dudes in the kitchen. You might be asking yourself, why do these guys have a podcast?
1:18.7	Because we love food. We got a chance to click together on television, on food and no work back
1:23.9	in the day, connecting with fantastic techniques and having a great time while you're doing it.
1:28.9	This is a podcast for you. We're here to call into, give us your feedback, and we're here to answer
1:33.9	your questions. I'm going to get those kitchen burners fired up. Listen to two dudes in a
1:37.2	kitchen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to podcasts.
1:42.0	Hi everybody, welcome to Dear Chelsea. Thanks for tuning in and listening. Do you tune in?
1:49.9	I don't know. It goes on anymore. I have to say that I had the absolute best time playing
1:56.4	the Santa Barbara Bowl. I want to thank everyone who was there. It was such good vibes. I had
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