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Dear Chelsea

Our Worst Advice Yet

Dear Chelsea

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.43.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2021

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

An ex-Mormon has trouble making a romantic connection, even though he dates both men and women. A law student feels the pressure of losing a year to Covid, and debates whether to focus on her education or building a family. And Chelsea gives expert advice on dating during lockdown.

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0:00.0

If you're listening to this and drinking a kombucha, put it down.

0:03.9

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0:08.7

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0:16.0

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0:21.2

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0:25.9

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0:31.4

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0:35.6

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1:05.2

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1:35.9

Welcome to the podcast, everybody. Before we get started, I would like to reflect

1:45.8

on this podcast. We'll actually on the podcast, but I would like to reflect about something else.

1:50.7

I would like to reflect about my vacation with my family this year, because I didn't really say

1:55.6

enough about it. So, to give you some context, last year, we all went on vacation for two weeks to

2:02.4

Martha's Vineyard, and that was too much time together. And at the end of the vacation, I wrote

2:07.6

my entire family a long letter saying, these are the rules moving forward, and gave several

2:14.7

examples of behavior that I was not accepting of, or will tolerate any more in the future,

2:20.8

and made sure that everyone knew that, you know, please thank you and make a guy contact

2:26.8

or important things to have going on in your repertoire as a human being. So, I sent that letter.

2:34.7

I mean, it took me a long time to write it, because I had to edit it, because, you know,

2:39.5

the first version of that letter is like, fuck you! The second version is like,

2:43.7

fuck you guys, but I love you. And then the third version is, I love you, but not but. I love you

2:49.2

end. So, I started out with a lot of love, and I wrote a very heartfelt letter to my family,

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