No More Fun Crimes
Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2022
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
This week Erin Ryan and Alyssa Mastromonaco talk about Democrats’ lackluster action on protecting abortion access, and voting rights, then toast Preet Chandi, and roast Sarah Palin and Mozart. Ya hear that Mozart?! Plus Dana Schwartz stops by to discuss how technology is weaponized against women and people of color and the tech dystopian future. Finally, Jared Leto is giving us straight deranged in House of Gucci and other pettiness in I Feel Petty!
Show Notes:
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:02.0 | Alyssa, I have to say. |
| 0:05.0 | Go. Hey! |
| 0:08.0 | Hello and welcome to Hysteria. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Erin Ryan, and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco. |
| 0:13.0 | Alyssa I have to ask you for some advice today. |
| 0:15.0 | Okay. |
| 0:16.0 | Okay. What advice would you have for a person who's finding a lot more gray hairs |
| 0:21.0 | than they used to, like suddenly. |
| 0:23.3 | Okay, so as you know, I'm fully gray. |
| 0:26.3 | I have been, actually I'm not even gray, Aaron, I'm white. |
| 0:28.9 | I don't really even have brown hair anymore, it's just all white. |
| 0:32.3 | I love it, I love it. Don't pluck them. Okay. I'm I'm telling you don't |
| 0:37.9 | pluck them. They will come back like wiry pubic hair on your head. okay I hate to be graphic but I'm just being honest I would say that if you don't like the way that they look which I did not for many many years |
| 0:51.3 | There are some really good sprays that you can get. My favorite is by |
| 0:56.1 | Orieb or Ori Bay and then there's another one by Rita Hazan which you can get in |
| 1:00.2 | most CVS's I think which you can just spray doesn't come off on your |
| 1:03.6 | pillow you can just like get rid of the ones there also some you can brush on but I like the |
| 1:08.4 | ones that don't come up on the pillow because I certainly don't wash my hair |
| 1:11.5 | every day hmm yeah yeah, me neither. |
| 1:13.5 | I kind of looked to Stacy London as like an icon of Grace. |
| 1:17.3 | I love her gray streak. |
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