Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.

Alyssa, I'm A Alyssa Master Monaco.

Alyssa, I missed you so much.

Erin, I missed you so much.

Wait, tell me, how is all your time off?

Oh, well, I haven't gotten anything done.

I thought I would be able to like read books and do projects and stuff,

but like babies have no schedule

and you

like I had this idea that I would be able to just put her down for a nap and then go like

sit down on a couch with a book and read? No. Very D'Tin Abbey feeling.

No, yeah, no, there's no leisure time. It's like sitting down and being like, oh, okay, well, I don't have the baby right now and then the baby starts crying again.

But she's getting to be a cute little person.

She, um... She's an adorable little person.

She babbles a lot. She looks like Josh which I find to be I find to be very rude of biology but that's a thing right right babies always look like their dads for paternity.

Yeah, it's because cave men would just like,

if the baby didn't look enough like them,

they'd be like, not my responsibility and like run off.

But my husband isn't a caveman. Why can't my baby look a little like me?

She, yeah, she looks just like him. She's very cute.

She doesn't really do anything.

She's a button nose. She does have a little button nose which is pretty cute.

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