Hello and I'm Alyssa Master Monaco.

Alyssa.

Mm. If you will travel back in time with me to the year

1992.

Okay.

How many shirts did you own that were decorated with fabric paint, puff paint?

So 1992, I would have been like 15 or 16

So not that that many, though we did make them as like a you know school

spirit type thing once if I recall. Okay so the fact that fabric paint has gone

extinct I had like so many shirts that had fabric. We would do it at

like birthday parties, you know, like that makes sense. That makes sense. This is a way for

kids to just like keep their hands to themselves for you know half an hour or whatever.

But they've pretty much gone extinct.

You don't see puff paint shirts around anymore.

No, though I do spend a fair amount of time

at Joanne Fabrics, and it all does still exist.

Okay. Well, something tells me that there was something wrong with it though like why did it go away like it like red M&M's? Yeah. Oh did red M&M's go away? No remember they did because they had like red dye number seven in them or whatever, and then they brought them back,

I guess, with some more tolerable dye.

Okay.

Because here's what I'm hoping.

I'm hoping that the puff paints of the 90s contain some ingredients

that are eventually going to give me superpowers. Like make you glow? Yeah, I would hope for

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