Florida Swan Fights, Aptitude For Attitude, Tall Glass Of Spite

Your Stupid Opinions

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

News, Comedy

4.9 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

More of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for a Florida swan boat rental service, where any threat of even a breeze may shut down operations, while teenagers ignore you. A movie theater in Ireland, where one particular employee runs things with an iron fist, and treats employees so badly, that it ruins movies. A Golden Corral buffet in Alaska, where the employees are a little too honest, and you better not drop your fork & much more!!

Join comedians James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman as they explore the most opinionated part of the internet: The Reviews Section!

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody. Welcome back to your stupid opinions.
0:19.3	Hey. Hello there. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you folks so much for joining us today. We are excited for more people's bullshit. Can't wait for it. We just love this. This show should be called Glutton for Punishment. That's what it should be called. Let's listen to idiots and their opinions for an hour. And it's so funny, we can't wait to get to it. Before we do, head over to shut up and give me murder.com. Get your tickets for the Your Stupid Opinions Live show. We're going to do a live. We're going to do do a lot it's going to be so much fun i'm telling
0:54.6	you when we do small town murder we do a whole reviews section with restaurants from the town
0:59.0	it is the most fun thing in the world every time we're doing it in the middle of it we say to
1:05.2	the audience god damn it i wish this was the whole show even though the small town murder shows
1:09.3	are great this is yeah i can't read when we're done with this from laughing so hard. So it's so much fun. Get your tickets there. It's in Phoenix at Stand Up Live, March 21st. We can't wait to see you there. That said, let's do it. Here we go. Let's get into this with the Lake Eola Park Swan Boat Rentals. Lake Eola Park Swan Boats. Swan Boats. It's a big plastic swan that you pedal. Yeah. Have you seen these things here? I'll show you. Those are annoying. There it is. Stupid. It looks like something from like a knockoff Disney place or like a shitty six-swath. Yeah, have some champagne. Yeah, have some champagne with your girlfriend on the lake. Yeah. Lake Eola? Lake Eola. This is in Orlando. Oh. Orlando, located in Lake Eola Park. And it's a big, I'm sure, a big, ugly man-made lake here. It looks like in Orlando, so it's hot as balls. Yeah. Wait till you hear what these people think is a comfortable temperature down there. They're out of their fucking minds. They're crazy. And I lived in Phoenix for over 20 years. It's crazy. I live, yeah, I keep a residence in Arizona. Florida sun is a different animal.
2:19.7	It's, because it's sticky and it's nasty and it's just different.
2:23.0	James, I went on a boat for my birthday.
2:25.3	I remember.
2:25.6	I still have sun spots.
2:27.7	You were.
2:28.0	One day.
2:28.9	You were horrifying looking.
2:31.0	Dude, I was 78 degrees.
2:33.4	When I saw you, I was like,
2:34.3	oh no,
2:35.7	what happened to your head?
2:36.7	My scalp peeled.
2:38.2	Yeah,
2:38.6	you needed like that.
2:39.9	For days.
2:40.0	That was crazy.
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